Bill's Original Quote of the Year "Patience is a waste of time"
Bill Cool is a writer and humorist (a smart comedian). He started his entertainment career as the stunt-double/autograph signer for Mario Lopez, but was fired after signing his name "Maury O'Lowpez" on hundreds of 8x10's and several cleavages before the mistake was discovered. Bill is currently a freelance writer for late night television talk shows... that joke you laughed at last night... you know, the one at the end of the monologue... well, that one was written by Bill. He is also an avid golfer with a handicap of 2; He could kick Bill Murray's ass in golf... I mean it wouldn't even be close. Bill's favorite color is blue, and he loves talking about himself in the third person. He was born in Miami and currently resides all over the country (seriously).
$ Bill at Super Bowl XLIII
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